you’re like me, you probably conjure up fond and nostalgic images of The Cube, American gay porn cartoons, and Oh, like me when I bought a copy of the famous adult video game, Larry, in the Land of the, my youth. My imagination raced at the sight of the pornographic gay chick being captured by the infamous forty-year-old who was the protagonist of the title. At the time, I had broken another gay porn lever by throwing it against the wall in pure frustration, probably because of a severed head in a barbaric game, so I looked for other ways to amuse myself, as children might do at the time. During a game of hide-and-seek with my younger brother, I climbed onto a bench in my parents’ bedroom to seek refuge in a built-in wardrobe upstairs. However, instead of avoiding detection, I yelled at my brother that he needed to get his porn,
Gay porn in the room now so he could see what I had Discovered
As I lifted the closet door, it became clear that I had stumbled upon a gold mine of adult entertainment! There must have been gay porn videos with strips of white tape; gay porn under various subtitle titles, crudely scribbled on with what I assume was a green marker. My parents worked and left us to do the housework while they were away, so we half-heartedly washed the dishes, swept the living room, and tidied up. Time to “discover” the wonder that is the female body, in all its black and hairy, wet and sticky glory Yes, it’s a little strange, but my brother and I stared in amazement at the grainy, hot pink, dark images of what was raw. “Does it hurt? ” was my brother’s first reaction to the woman’s moans and groans, until he was soon assured that it was a measure, not pain when he heard the words: “Oh, yes, damn it – I. Again! Damn it harder! “Besides, that day we learned that no matter how many times you call a plumber, he doesn’t even spank him. Now we know why.
